Welcome to Stanko Steelbeard's Mead Hall. Our usual crowd is made up of rowdy adventurers and a bunch of smelly locals, but anyone is welcome as long as they pay at the bar.
Just so happens that we also sell some fantastic adventuring T-Shirts for the likes of you lot who like rolling dice on a Saturday night, pretending to smash up Orcs, the Undead and such. I've been told to let you know that we print on "lovely soft cotton t-shirts that aren't made by slaves in the mines of Ketch". So there you go. Drink up.